This is a yucky post. If you are not a parent, you will be appalled that I am about to have a whole post dedicated to the following topic. Before I had kids, I thought parents of little kids were demented. If you are a parent, you will *get it*.
Kids bowel movements are just crazy. They aren't like adults. ANYTHING they eat affects their poopies and just makes them crazy/horrifying.
Seth had a *present* for me that was unlike anything I have ever seen. The color was indescribable. I knew that nobody would believe me if I simply told them the color, so I thought I would show it. Don't worry. I know what you are thinking!
I am a graphic designer as well as a parent, so I have something called a Pantone Book, which is a book of colors (kind of like the paint chips you buy at Lowes). So, I took out my handy Pantone book and found the EXACT color of Seth's poop. Yes, I know. I am a tad *odd* at times.
So, here it is... I have named it "BM Green". The really sad thing is that I can't think of anything that would have made his poop this particular shade.
And for those of you who really want to see it, I DID take a photo! I just couldn't resist! Just email me. And if you are interested enough to see a photo of somebody elses child's poop, then you are worse than me!
Now all you non-parents, let's hear a collective
And then, when maybe you are a parent one day, and you pick up your kid to smell their butt, or change a bright green or blue (yes, they happen too!) poopie, then think of me!